The Mystery of the Long and Short Grass

Despite my uniform mowing throughout the summer, there are areas of very short grass amid areas of quite long grass. I know what you're thinking... 'Rabbits, you fool!' But no! There are no rabbits here. No rabbit poo. No rabbits. Rabbits don't survive well on slopes that are patrolled by buzzards. Yes, I suppose it could be that black horse, but she never tended to just eat in one place- she'd graze and wander far and wide. And besides, there was no horse poo. It's a mystery.

Suggestions on a postcard please.

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