Flying Ant Attack!

 "What's all of the fuss about down there?"

 FLYING ANTS!!!

Flying ants have tended to happen once a year throughout my life, and they haven't really made much of an impact on me, but last night, they completely ruined our game of Scrabble! At first, we thought it was raining, as there was suddenly a fierce drumming on the awning, but on closer inspection, we discovered probably a million* flying ants. And they didn't go when instructed to. They stayed until it was very dark, and several, about fifty, made it their business to invade our caravan around the edge of the window fly screens. Instead of a quiet game of Scrabble, there ensued a panicky massacre over a period of two hours. And these ants were Kevlar-coated. It was quite a challenge to crush them. The massacre sort of spoiled the mood, as there was an element of guilt. I had to hoover up so many corpses this morning...

 *I have no idea if this is an exaggeration or not.

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